Thu
Dec
8
“ The Little Drummer Boy.” So you go to all the trouble of going out and getting a gift — frankincense, whatever. You’ve done your shopping. You’ve put in the time. And then you get to the baby shower, and you present your gift, and everybody is really impressed and everything. And then this kid shows up, and he’s like, “Weeeeell, I didn’t get a gift, but maybe I could bang on this drum.” And everybody’s like, “Ohhhhh, that’s wonderful,” and first of all, you have to listen to all this drumming, and second of all, it’s like you might as well have just saved the frankincense for your aunt, like, sorry, I didn’t know we were doing a talent show.
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